Does this look like the face of a guy who can eat 10 gallons of watermelon and 2,000 kit kats while a balding sales guy films him on a surfboard in Nantucket?

Posted by elpresidente · filed under Hardo Watch

Some men dream small. This man dreams of 2,000 Kit Kats. We are not here to judge the dream. We are here to film it, badly, from a kayak, while a sales guy named Brad provides commentary nobody asked for.

The watermelon total has not been independently verified, largely because no one wanted to be in the splash zone. Ten gallons is a lot of watermelon. It is, in fact, too much watermelon. That is the point.

Is he a hardo? Obviously. Is he OUR hardo? Also obviously. Surf's up, you absolute lunatic.