Does this look like the face of a man who rage-quit the internet last night because the comments were mean to him?

Posted by elpresidente · filed under Hard Hitting Journalism

We ask the tough questions nobody else will. Look at this man. Really look at him. Does this look like the face of a man who, after eleven hours of refreshing his own mentions, dramatically announced he was "done with this website forever" and then logged back in forty minutes later?

Sources close to the situation (his roommate) confirm he made the announcement standing on a kitchen chair. The announcement was three paragraphs long. Two of those paragraphs were about us.

We reached out for comment. He left us on read, which honestly is its own kind of comment.